There's gotta be a few up in that Conroe/Woodlands/Houston area. They're probably just hidden away in airconditioned garages NEVER to see Houston traffic. I mean, wasn't that assbag who intentionally drove his into the bay up from around the Houston/Galveston area? So, there's gotta be more. Probably never to see…

Sorry. Cobra Jets are a part number in the FRPP catalog, not a car. As for these mysterious "some Shelby Mustangs and Muatang GT-R", I can't speak to that. Vague references to "some car" don't really amount to anything. Nor am I sure they have anything to do with the subject at hand.

Exactly. Hence my jabs at his "Chips" sunglasses. I stuck with "Chips" references because I was afraid "Buford T. Justice" might go right over his head.

I'm guessing, "yes". But, before I can form an opinion positive OR negative I just need to know, Is it grounded to the ground? If not, I'll just get a Camry.

Son, you can polish a turd all day long and when you're done all you've got is a shiny piece of shit.

I guess I'm just a car ho....I'd nail just about all of 'em.

And I thought they just didn't like PB&J with chocolate milk.

I get it, I get it. No parking there. UNderstoooooood.

Dude, like for real, I don't have any friends I like enough to pay a half-mil for them to park when they come by. I'd be all like, you're on your own dude.

I LOVE this sign. It's like, we're not joking, we WILL fuck your world up.

I was kinda just being a smartass, but hey, that is an idea ya got there... might be on to something! ;)

So, basically, the creditors get two choices: 1) restructure our debt to pennies on the dollar that we will pay back at a time to be determined at a later date that we might, possibly, maybe be able to afford.... something. Or, 2) we file bankruptcy and you get nothing. Nada. Zilch. Zero.

I can't even imagine this ordeal. It's a gd'ed nightmare come to life. Although, I would add, I'm a scuba diver and if someone ever touched me in the depths of a dark, sunken ship... I would, quite literally, shit in my wetsuit. No ifs, ands or butts (pun definitely intended) about it.

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Sounds like your typical speedtrap shithole along an interstate. We have plenty of them here in Texas. I got caught in one on the North side of Houston, don't even remember the name of it. Just some backwater little asscrack of a dump on 59 where the speed limit dropped something like 20 mph in segments over the…

No need to be sorry. I'm quite aware that some outside tuners add-in some warranty if their own. Which OEM's offer no warranty? What I"m trying to say is, examples my man, examples. Otherwise, you're just spouting off about, well, nothing.

So, errr, thanks backup light. Though, unfortunately as we say thank you, ubiquitous window tinting has left you impotent against the night. Thankfully, now we have the backup camera, so, thanks backup camera.

The only difference, assuming equally skilled shops, is that the oem decides to throw their weight, and dollars or deutche marks, behind one, slap a warranty on it and take a cut of the decidedly bigger pie.

This raises the term "Baller on a budget" to entirely new levels!

Ummm, cool. His lucky day. Anytime the sentence containing "crashed at 187 mph" doesn't include the date and time of the wake, you know it's a good day.