Train, mud? Hahaha Like a boss.

PS - I'm a helluva fun guy. I just don't force my ideas of fun on my neighbors. I respect their lives and, car nonsense aside, they respect mine. This whole thing started as a bit of a self-deprecating parody of "me"... as I started it with the "grumpy old guy" pov remark. So, there was no need to start making…

,Variety, as they say, is the spice of life. So, anyway, just for the record, I came from Mainstreet, USA where every jerkoff that wanted to could drag a boat up in his driveway and let it set there till next weekend and park his car in his front yard, because, well...boat, could do so with impunity. So, contrary to…

Probably. My wife thinks I'm a little "over the edge" on that. It actually has nothing to do with hating "on street parking". What irks me is the neighbor that'll have two visitors over and instead of parking in front of his home, or in his driveway, they'll park in front of anyone's home except the one they're…

Here I go with the "grumpy old guy" pov, but while I can't condone busting off a few rounds at the offending car, I do sympathize.

He narrowly escaped one shot at being removed from the gene pool before he can procreate with one of those young ladies. He should think about that, a lot.

For all the whiners about straight line this and that, I put on springs, shocks new heavier control arms in the rear, heavier antisway bars and a watts link rear in place of the panhard bar. I'll run you around corners all you want.

09 Shelby GT 500 Mustang. Really not much to it. Stock appearing. Under the hood, long tube header full exhaust, whipple 2.9 @ 17lbs boost. Besides some reliability mods to the air/water intercooler and a few other little things, that's it. And it'll put down 753whp and 710 lb/ft torque all day long. if you want to…

Sure, that's the diet part. No catch. No grow. No eat. The pounds just fall off!

+1

That had to suck. Another case of driver thinking his abilities mirrored those of the car he was driving. Unfortunately, the car usually pays the price.

I drive one every day and I'm quite alive. Well, ok, it's probably not 900 crank hp, I have no way of knowing. But it's puts down just north of 750 whp every time I've had it on the dyno. So that's pretty close to 900 crank.

Glad to hear of your good luck. If there's anything to that "Monday Morning" vs "Friday AFternoon" theory, you obviously got one of the "Monday Morning" cars. lol

If this has been the actual Alero, people might have bought them. Well, and if they hadn't been steaming POS', also.

+1

Serendipity.

Pee? Oh heck no. That's just part of the sidewalk and drive that hasn't dried yet. It's always cleaned, spotless, before the arrival of a Pagani. They use the tears of hungry orphans.

Ouch! LMAO

Well, it is the Happiest Place on Earth.

Just married. Meanwhile,