And I thought MY day sucked. Suddenly I'm feeling pretty good about things over here.

If they build it, I'll but it. Easy-peesy.

*ahem* Standing up against teaser shots much? lol

Usually directly preceeded by, "hold my beer and watch this!"

I didn't wanna blow it all in one place.

They're ditching the pita electrics on the Model S and doing an LSX swap, it works for everything else.

No worries. My sense of humor is often a bit obtuse (among other things). lol

Just for everyone's edification since my post obviously went *whooosh* right past... the McLaren is obviously a beautiful car. I'd own one in a moment (sans garish wrap). lol

LMAO. Sarcasm. Look it up.

If I could afford a McLaren, I can't, the one I bought sure as HELL would not be that. Wayyyyyyyy too much "look at me" nouveau riche tackiness.

John Davis, FTW. How can you not love that guy? Nevermind the fact I've been watchimg him since I was , like, 1. Or, so it seems anyway.

Y u mad bro?

I'm in awe of your husband's restraint. Seriously. If I'd ever heard anyone call my wife a "bitch" and a "fatass", nevermind actually touch her, he'd have been pulling that bag out of his ass and I'd probably have a record today. Whether seating was assigned or not, you touch my family and I'll knock your teeth out.

Want real eggs? Cook one at home. Otherwise, just eat off the menu and STFU. You're holding up the drive thru line.

My boyfriend and I were making out and he cummed in his glove and now it’s stained. How can he remove that stain?

I have not, and never will, be able to reconcile the destruction of fine automobiles. Whether it be for Bruce Willis' latest "Die Hard: He'll Never Die", music videos or whatever pop culture fad of the week decides they need to destroy a Lambo, or burn a Saab.

Nice hat.

How can you go wrong with a trunk full of strippers?

Drives a modded GT500 everyday. Must say, Do Want.

Just Shut the Fuck Up About Kim Kardashian’s Weight.