Slusser, by a country mile.

"Your move, 1994 Chargers" - 1997 Cubs Starting Rotation

This is impossible. Everyone knows that Tony Romo is incapable of throwing a golden spiral.

+1

Did he at least get credit for the hold?

[L to R] Used to bat, likes to chat, one cool cat, has seen a gat, total rat.

We can only hope that a Topps photographer was on hand to capture the moment for his 2014 baseball card.

EJ, I'm in somewhat of the same situation as you (I'm in charge of 3-4 dinners per week) and here's my advice: get a wok and a rice cooker and learn to stir-fry. Nothing easier than throwing some garlic, onions, leek, snow peas/spinach/broccoli and a protein (that could even be marinated) together in one place over a…

Is Leitch FINALLY going to get to TASE Daulerio?

Understood. Sorry to sound like a Gawker commentor.

Not to be a dick, but 8 people died in the San Bruno gas pipeline explosion. Any chance of replacing this with the normal Foodspin graphic?

"Welcome to the club!" - Kristin Richard, Anna Hansen and Sheryl Crow

Excellent effort, as always. Would like to get your opinion on a potentially controversial topic: the amount of salt to use in your boiling water. I am of the opinion that the water had better taste like the fucking ocean to properly cook pasta. You're not "flavoring" your water, your lowering the boiling…

"Aww Christ. That fat kid in the red shirt is going to puke in me, isn't he."

When in studio, Buzz's safe word is "Rafalca."

"Oh yeah! You dress sort of like Lois Lane on Ecstasy." - Will Leitch, to himself, over and over again....

The Cisco Systems Kid

Fat Masterson

"Psst, Michael. Shaq is just a 'wanna-be' cop right? Because I've got a brick of sticky-icky hidden on me and only the hamster knows where it is. Isn't that right Mr. Littlejeans? Shhhh, you're gonna blow our cover. I don't care.......wait, what's going on here. Holy shit, that Oompa Loompa is ripped!"