I'm Emo Philips.

No surprise that Laz Diaz was behind the plate for the Giants-Rockies game where Lincecum objected to a "light" baseball. Can't blame Colorado for trying when the league's worst umpire is at the dish.

Warning: Ride May Come To A Sudden Stop

A belated +1

+1. I laughed more than I should have

+1

Kosher

Pat's or Geno's?

My absolute favorite whisky. If you can find it, the Lagavulin 21 is beyond compare.

It's the best (and worst) thing in the world. Maybe if they keep DUAN, I'll post the instructions on how to build your own (pretty easy actually).

Trumer Pils from the kegerator in the garage.

"Sir, over there. Is that a man?"

Bryan Stow's son, Tyler, threw out the first pitch at today's Giants home opener. Click here to see the video

Actually, it's a pretty easy explanation - The Razor had lost his edge and not worth the $350k a year he was making. He should have been put out to pasture long ago. Perhaps 10 years ago this would have been a shock, but not today.

I'm sure they will be included. Like his columns, I expect it to be an amalgam of trite musings.

So, what the molar of this story?

Don't worry, there will be a memorial plaque placed somewhere in Bristol.

I'm excited for the Laz Diaz post. It's not often that one has the urge to throw empty beer bottles and blurt obscenities at a computer screen.

5 minutes? Someone needs to up the voltage on the Sit N' Scoot that's transporting tonight's honoree.

Does anyone know what size seagull costume Barry Zito would wear?