(Kind of a serious question)

[Deleted]

@ClueHeywood: My only hope is that you are referring to the St. Louis Cardinals.

@ClueHeywood: My only hope is that you are referring to the St. Louis Cardinals.

"Congratulations Juan Antonio. This death was the best ever."

@Billy Clyde Puckett: "WE'RE COMING TO GET YOU, TIDA!!!!"

@Drew Magary: "Sugar-enriched flour, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil...polysorbate 60... and yellow dye number five. Just everything a growing boy needs."

In addition to advocating the use of seatbelts, Mandrell would also like you to know that she's no longer mainlining acid or smoking PCP. It's official.

Pfft, safety school.

Back and to the left. Back and to the left. Back and....

On the engagement ring, "borrow" a ring that she currently wears and take it to the jeweler for sizing. That will ensure that the ring will be ready to wear after the proposal.

Thanks to the prodding of ClueHeywood, I wish my nicknamesake godspeed on his journey to the great cage match in the sky.