Well, this will give Kavanaugh supporters a conundrum.  When it comes to sexual assault, are calendars rock solid evidence of innocence, or are they lying liars that lie? 

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

Here you can see Sanders working the crowd at a party, instead of being an activist...

lmao right? I swear the same people who say “yeah yeah we get it, he marched with Dr. King, big deal. What else has he done?” are the same people who say “Bernie is all talk and no action”, as if he wasn’t literally putting his body on the line during the Civil Rights Movement and hasn’t stopped joining picket lines…

But doesn’t that imply he stopped doing that kind of thing? People just bring those examples up to show how long he’s been fighting that fight, not to claim it’s some get out of jail free card.

This is a short-term solution to a long-term problem. Don’t do it. People love you.  

As an O’s fan, you really hate the Nats that much? The Cards, really? The Cards?

He also helped pave the way for the current president, by lowering that bar.

Lol @ “addressing mass shooting violence”.

...we can always go back & BLAST!

It’s not like this is the first time American Assholes overplayed their hand...

I strongly, strongly recommend clicking through and watching him get torn to tiny little brand-humping shreds in the replies.

The Facetime call also unintentionally caught a naked and confused Kyle Long wandering in the background.

I’m exhausted.

I’ll always appreciate him because he was the first pitcher to win the Cy Young despite not winning many games thus pissing off all the old baseball people. 

Build build build build and tell NIMBYs to eat shit. And yes that means the people in SF too who don’t want to see a high rise of social housing in their adorable neighborhood.

Marty Feldman can’t fill a lane for shit.

Chris Dugan on his way home after being fired for reasons he’ll never understand

I hate the fucking Cardinals, trying to win a division they aren’t even in. 

“is anybody dumb enough to believe that I would say something inappropriate with a foreign leader while on such a potentially “heavily populated” call.”

Yes. You are exactly this stupid... if not more so.