"Nope."

Just like little Mitch Kramer growing up to be Tim Lincecum

That's completely ridiculous. They'd also deep-fry it.

If only we could get this description added to Wikipedia.

You might be thinking of the Slinger. Look it up. That's the real StL cuisine.

"You don't like how i'm doing it, you print the damm things yourself!"

Vitriol implies anger. This is a cocktail of mockery and pity tinged with disgust.

I mean, white people are pretty terrible

"Vitriol" is the wrong word for what this is.

It's gay Tom Brady, because that goes beyond sports. News stations (especially one four-letter sports network) would shit themselves making sure it's their number one story, because WHAT A GREAT STEP FORWARD FOR SOCIETY. And they wouldn't be wrong, necessarily. Just cookie-cutter.

Hardly apples to apples. Tom Brady and the dog are both things that would totally amaze and shock people, yet ultimately they are both natural occurrences, because I'm assuming that this dog is like Caesar in Planet of the Apes, not the product of some diabolical Island of Dr. Moreau-type experiment. Isn't the world…

I will donate every dime in my savings account (low four figures if you must know!) to a good cause to see the latter happen. I know that doesn't answer your question.

Finally, someone to throw to on the goal line.

Well, at least Seattle fans will get to see a few dunks now.

Nothing embodies a desire to escape racism like committing to Alabama.

Stone cold truth.

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

Don't you mean #FISTworldproblems? I'll see myself out (slams door).

I always heard it as "RAT FARTS!!!" which I think is funnier. Hmm.

I doubt Demott would have purposely tried to injure any of his wrestlers. If anything it sounds like he was helping them heel.