“You’re telling me that the actual priorities of the Democrats [are] renaming a post office and now canceling Dr. Seuss?”

“cancel culture is a dangerous phenomenon whether you agree or disagree with the views being censored.”

I like this new Big Time Big Time-Dicks feature!

Oh honey.

“Here’s the thing you have to understand about Ted Cruz. I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.”

LATEST: Guess who was originally booked to return on Saturday before booking a new fight home at 6 this morning?

I want to call him evil, but he’s literally too stupid to be evil.

FYI: Now this piece of human trash is blaming his daughters for the trip, saying that they wanted to take a trip and he flew down with him before immediately returning. First of all, the pictures show you with luggage. Second, and more important, what daughter on Earth wants this from her dad, even if he’s not Ted…

Can you even still be a Republican if you admit you were wrong twice in the same week?

“SOME PEOPLE ARE SAYING HURRRR DURRR...”

Absolutely! Zero disrespect to anyone who actually does this and follows through. This was just the first thing that popped into my head haha.

obtained her medical degree from the Caribbean Medical University of Curacao in May 2014 but was not accepted into a post-graduate residency program

How cute; he thinks the Republican party has a soul to fight for.

as if she’s a petulant child and not a 46-year-old elected official.

Tom Cotton: When you pretend to be John Bender, but you’re really just Brian Johnson.

“We’re toast.”

Hard to believe they didn’t have the drivers run the track in reverse so that all the turns could be to the right.

Code doesn’t seem to work for me.

Code doesn’t seem to work for me.

We are trapped in a time loop in which it is always 2016

The people who support her are highly-educated