the woman does a mean Jackie O cosplay

I wonder how much it cost the taxpayers for this absolute piece of shit to appear in court for this nonsense. Fuck this guy so hard.

As did Captain America!

She was in that band that were the rivals to Jem and the Holograms.

All this talk about hard places and back channels isn’t helping the notion that Trump really, really wants to fuck his daughter.

She does seem almost as obsessed with herself as Daddy is with her.

There’s no way it’s tzatziki; in whatever is left of whatever mind was ever there in the first place, tzatziki is definitely for brown people.

Did you ask to speak to him? Or did you just leave a message with whoever answered?

Trump has repeatedly cast the raid as Much Bigger And Better than the one some other president did to get Osama Bin Laden.

Damn, even the pumpkins in suburban DC are white.

I was just thinking that I miss Preacher, and then I open Deadspin and see my old pal Humperdoo Pinecone.

Why do you guys keep putting an accent mark at the end of Altuve’s last name? I feel like I’ve seen it at least twice now. The accent is on the second syllable; with the accent mark, it would end up sounding like McVeigh.

Well, at least now they look like a better fit playing in the SEC.

He should be hired to manage both the Yankees and the Red Sox.

Serious, if perhaps dumb, question: If they paid ESPN for the naming rights, does the fact that they’re fake cost ESPN any money? I mean, I guess they look a little silly, but I assume they still collected the money, which I now assume they’ll have to give back? I’m all for ESPN looking bad, especially in this…

Barkley’s quote was priceless: “The NBA was so shocked the Suns won, they tested the kid right after the game.”

I know a guy who refers to this time of year, when it starts to get cooler and what not, as “Tull weather.”

on the receiving end of “M-V-P” chants from the Houston crowd.

I would say it’s because a dolphin isn’t a fish, but the whole point is that they’re dysfunctional to the core, so why not?

she left her post because “saying no” was “not going to be enough.”