The last time I saw that much redass, it was in the baboon enclosure at the zoo. Jesus.

I think you misspelled “MSNBC.”

Umm, Chris Matthews works for MSNBC.

I especially related to the part where Kessel swore after being told that he had to participate in social media.

Neither of these dumbasses offers a real solution to those critiques. Did ya want someone competent in there or not?

The editor said that Trump asked: “What is this? We can’t even get the hot one?” ― in reference to Kardashian’s sister, Kim.

And the quotes are the poop!

Man! She sure scalpe...umm, sure, uh, showed him.

If the Coyotes never existed, Matthews is probably playing baseball right now.

Kershaw is too valuable to the sport, too brilliant to watch, and too, in a sense, deserving of all the highest accolades the sport has to offer, to be saddled with this derisive narrative.

In Tom Brady’s America, the pussy grabs you.

If a frog had wings, he wouldn’t bump his ass when he hopped.

This is not getting enough love, my friend.

Don’t be ridiculous. That’s clearly Omar Epps.

Remember the Tightass

Once this happens to Victor Cruz, we can throw “fiery” in there, and the circle will be complete.

Terrelle Pryor was penalized for paying homage to LeBron James.

Talk about putting the “kill” in “McCaskill!” That’s some weapons-grad shade right there.

In any case, he is surely looking forward to the weekend.

Wish I could give you a bonus star for the user name.