CaptainWompus
CaptainWompus
CaptainWompus

It's a big deal now. It wasn't in the 90s. People seem to forget that it wasn't illegal then. MLB knew what was happening, but they couldn't afford to do anything about it after the strike in '94. The home run race in '98 revitalized baseball. It got people interested in the game again, and MLB decided to ride the

I'm dying. I couldn't breathe at one point I was laughing so hard! God I miss good SNL.

Portage! Everyone knows someone who either grew up or currently lives in those towns. That happens when this quarter of the state is farmland with a couple bigger towns thrown in.

Ours is in a good town in SW Michigan, but there's a lot of podunk towns around the outskirts of the city..

Man, DZ was the shit when I was a kid. The nearest Chuck E. Cheese was an hour and a half away, so we made due with DZ. I thought it was the greatest thing ever as a 9 year old.

Chuck E. Cheese now resides in the same spot DZ used to be in.

The Chuck E. Cheese in our town attracts the ruffians from the local trailer park and slum-like neighborhood(s). Needless to say, I felt pretty good about my parenting while we were there. That was an experience.

I may have just hnnng'd a little.

*shakes fist*

The 2016 Honda Pilot - with even MORE minivan!

The primary issue with this though - do you have children? I had a 2 door GMC Jimmy when my daughter was born and we could get her behind my wife's seat, but there's no way in hell she would fit behind me with that infant carrier.

See: "two daughters." One is 4 1/2 the other is due March 17th. Car seats are not small, especially the infant behemoth version.

I would love a coupe.. but having a family ruins everything! lol

Pretty much! I'll just keep driving my minivan for now.. lol. A couple years and I'll start looking for a used CTS.

I'm a 27 year old male with a wife and two daughters. I make average money, but lust after both the ATS and the CTS. The problem is that I'm too big (6'5") for the ATS. My height makes the rear seat unusable in that car. The CTS is out of my price range. I love the cars, but I don't have the finances to make the one

Twin turbo, AWD wagon! Explorer Sport and/or the Flex w/ Ecoboost.

We just got 14" of snow dumped on us here in Michigan. We have a FWD Saturn Vue Redline with Bridgestone Blizzaks on it, and we have a Town & Country with Hankook Optimo H727s on it. The T&C handled the deep snow better than the Vue did. Snow tires don't always make a difference, especially if you have GOOD all

To my town. I don't know what the hell happened, but they are EVERYWHERE. And every single one of them drives like a complete asshole. Especially the guy with the yellow one who owns his own construction company. He drives it like a Ferrari. It is not a Ferrari.

There's a goddamn pink one here too. And the woman who

This is perfect. +1 to you.

This x100. Look at what Teryl Austin did for the Lions defense this year. That group - while talented - didn't amount to much of anything the last couple seasons. Austin shows up and the defense is suddenly the best in the league? Every single player on that defense credits Austin and his play calling.

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