CaptainTurbo
CaptainTurbo
CaptainTurbo

Whatever you do, don’t crush them. They’re like human fart bombs. If you crush one your finger will smell like pure sulfur and you’ll probably vomit.

I had Gamestop do this to me with Yakuza 0. They said they had none in stock. So I stayed in the store, submitted an online order for in-store pickup for the game. And then I watched the employee pull the game out of the cabinet, do whatever they do in their system to alert me that the game is ready for pickup. And

Please remember that the employees are just trying to put food in their mouths, they’re not the bad guys. I worked at Gamestop for a long time and got out right before this nonsense started. The pressure can be intense.

Geez, if you can’t mingle with the groupies anymore, what’s the point of celebrity? Fame and fortune only fills a small hole in ones life. Groupies allow one to to fill many holes.

You arent a master of baseball if you refuse to play in stadiums that aren’t ideal to your specific playstyle. If you can’t handle the green monster, suck it up or get out.

They aren’t mastering a game so much as wanting to change the game to better suit their needs. they should rise to the challenge and master the stage and new strategies rather than drop the ban hammer,

People forget after all the dour movie and crossover appearances, that Cloud was actually quite fun. I miss my chocobo-racing, dolphin-riding, snowboarding, marching band-wrecking, cross-dressing, Barret-bromancing, testical-threatening, finger-questioning Cloud from the first game.

That’s how I felt. I admittedly didn’t get too far into so maybe I never gave it a fair chance but a good game, like a good movie or book, should grab your attention earlier on. It’s never a good sign when you feel like you are forcing yourself to play and finish a game.

GTA4 tried to shed the cartoonish bits from 3 and earlier. In the process of moving towards “realism,” it took itself so seriously that you couldn’t forgive its faults.

The city was so boring. There was just nothing that set it apart from the next block. There was nothing to really interact with or even look at. It was just a sea of grey buildings each one just as bland as the last. I remember thinking 3 times ‘ok this is the last mission’ and it wasn’t it was just another double

Or goose husband.

Even under fire, Jim is cool and refreshed. Like your face after a shave with the Schick™ Hydro razor.

“appears to have created multiple Steam accounts to post a positive review for their own game,” “Art of Stealth

But let’s ask the important question. Did he give himself a hydraulic penis?

Lol. This is why there is an electoral college.

Ha I will keep that in mind. I am level 70 so hopefully that won’t be a problem. So you can crash the flying car. Also spoilers.

“Something doesn’t add up”
Yeah, the subscriber numbers.

I started D&D on the first edition when I was twelve. I happen to be female. It was our habit to draw a representation of our characters and use them as screens so that other players couldn’t see your notes / character sheets. Myself and the other female player always drew our characters (not well) in the usual half

You KNOW someone is a “legit” gamer if they play FFXI. I’ve played so many MMOs and love FF, and play FFXIV, but FFXI still seems way too hardcore for me.

As we cruise down the highway with our bros in Final Fantasy XV, it’s worth reflecting on the notable bromances and