The whole “making the best choice” part should have been a flashing red siren that this was obviously not about the men’s team.

I initially misread USWNT as USMNT and got really excited that Berhalter had been shitcanned. Oh well...

Fixed! 

I think Buck is actually pretty good at calling baseball games, I wish he’d retire from doing NFL games and the US Open though.

Or we can just come to terms with the fact that whole idea of litter mobility devices is just a worthless pipe dream that won’t work and move on with life.

I hope you do! Then we can be spared your meandering self-congratulating babbling about how your team’s championships are just so much better than others’.

You sound like a moronic homer.

Nobody stays alive to keep watching the winningest team ever keep winning, I call bullshit. Your grandfather is alive just to cheer against that immigrant Altuve, i bet 

That second part is a bad take, the Bundesliga is very good at producing quality players. World Cup winning midfielder Benjamin Pavard, who had the goal of the tournament:

+1 American Exceptionalism which is currently +1.32 Canadian...

You’re “genuinely asking” why people watch football? I’m genuinely asking why people like you bother to “genuinely ask” questions like this all week every week during football season?

Yeah, well at least their mascot isn’t a mobile home.

Not a fan of either team but reminds me of a joke my Texas cousins would tell....Why doesn’t Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico?  Because Oklahoma sucks!

There was an old saying about the Braves and their pitching staff whenever the playoffs rolled around in the 90's.

Giant fans are the goddamn worst.

Well...I guess SOME PEOPLE get to make edits after 15 minutes. Talk about privilege.

Sick Burn!

LOLOLOLOL

“PS-We need better coaching”

Not that I’ve ever played sports that earned myself or anyone else money, but I have played sports. And I really don’t think that, once you’re on the field you’re thinking about the economics.