He would not stand for his wife being unsullied by another man. 

N/M

A lament: “How come everyone else’s dutch oven is pristine white and mine looks like it’s been through a war?”

A lament: “How come everyone else’s dutch oven is pristine white and mine looks like it’s been through a war?”

Obligatory (because I only see a screen cap, not the video)

Cole got Victor Robles looking with a man on to end the inning.

The main gripe here is that piece of modern technology was used to essentially determine the outcome of a game within a system that is nowhere near as modern. The fact of the matter is that, had the camera not caught this brief ricochet and a red-hot Oklahoma offense been allowed to travel the 38 yards necessary to…

Aaron Judge, who was standing on first at the time of the at-bat, must have been in total shock when Brantley made the catch as the Yankee was practically at second base by the time it happened.

Of course it was a tough lost for your grandpa, the game ended about 3 hours past his bed time.

It looks weird the way it’s written, but not wrong:

Roll Damn Tide.

People do them. Anyone that says they finish them is a liar. 

Counter point - Fuck the Yankees.

Schrodinger’s handshake. It both happened and didn’t happen.

Of course it’s luke warm, he’s Phartus.

Sherman has always been a guy that has been about respect. He’s earned it, Mayfield hasn’t, I don’t see the issue with calling him out after the fact.

Baker Mayfield is an asshole. The guy has talked a ton of shit his whole career. Talented as hell, but can’t stop his mouth. It hasn’t helped that some people have made him the face of the NFL, for reasons we can’t tell (Sherman’s right, what has this guy won?).

By our estimation, the fact that he’s neither dead or morbidly obese might be the best commercial of all.

Also known as GROSS.

Also known as GROSS.

Amazon is trying to do something.

The Move seems to show just what a tough spot Sonos has found itself in. As a person that has “invested hundreds if not thousands of dollars into their Sonos system” I wondered what was next. The stuff they have made was so good, I have no need or intention of replacing anything that didn’t die and only expanding the…