CaptainRon
CaptainRon
CaptainRon

I'm going to pull that out of the gray zone just so everyone can see that last sentence. High comedy, +1

I'm waiting with decreasing patience for America to have its man-up moment, to stop acting like 310 million sniveling toddlers crying to mommy.

If a Seth Rogen movie kills America, then the country deserves its fate. Let's break it up and start fresh.

Or maybe she wanted to show her asshole friend just how wrong she was. The friend was saying that two teenagers must be up to no good because they were hanging out in Tuhoy's store, Tuhoy not only proved the friend wrong, but also showed her that her shitty behavior wasn't accepted in her store, (and even more

Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.

Because generally speaking they don't face bad guys. Your average police officer doesn't arrest bad guys, they arrest petty criminals, vandals, prostitutes, and drug dealers. Most of whom are unarmed and 'resist' by running away.

Wow, they actually found a way to put the words "Cleveland Browns" and "pathetic" in the same sentence and yet STILL BE WRONG. Damn.

If we're all supposed to honor and respect you for being big strong men willing to take a bullet to enforce the law and protect the public, maybe you shouldn't undercut that by being hysterically overreactive crybabies about the slightest implication that maybe somebody in your ranks is doing a shitty job?

HOW IS THIS A THING? How can cops face criminals and bad guys, but balk in the face of even the mildest criticism when they totally fucked up?

Can we call Jozy Altidore the American Fernando Torres?

at worst you can blame him for not being a few steps back. That was poor service from the winger. Had it been served earlier or a beat ahead he has a chance for it. Don't bash Jozy for this.

To be fair, the cross was behind him.

The hand was terrible, but the goal wasn't his anyway. The only way that that ball gets into the back of the net is if he was able to flick it to his teammate that was coming in at the end of the video... Not a lot of players can turn their body and and get a foot on that ball in a way that would direct the ball to

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Law 12 - Fouls and Misconduct
Violent Conduct:

Any team that starts Rickie fucking Lambert in a must win Champions League match doesn't deserve to complain about referees.

Well Markovic looked twice before extending his arm backwards towards the defender - was not a natural movement. Intent goes a long way to that red card and he did actually hit him regardless of how much contact was made.

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Marković's sending off was completely justified. It you look at the replay he takes not one, but two looks back to size him up and then takes a swipe at him.

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How Washington of him.