Roses are red.

As said to flafafooey: It's an illusion. He's on his side so that's the outer part of his left thigh. Then the leg appears to disappear at a weird bend off the edge of the table but it's just going behind his pants which are lowered to just below the knees (at the top left of the photo below the blue chair in the…

A-Ha Clinton Dix wouldn't hesitate to take him on.

Yup.

Not that I'm particularly surprised but still.

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

I didn't see that Tiger jump either..

Well, this is awkward

This is probably all explained in the SI piece.

You forget that Vince also talked the guy's brother into doing something so insanely risky that it ended up killing him. If there's any group of people entitled to holding a grudge with Vince McMahon it's the Hart's for screwing Brett and then killing Owen. I love WWE, but seriously fuck Vince McMahon

At NO POINT did Bret ever suggest taking the title with him. What weird corner of the internet did you crawl out of where they suggested that?

Yeah, does anybody know why the fuck Sports Illustrated didn't consult MantiMeow on this?

Yea, but it was against the Bears.

That's the joke.

I drank with Larry when ISU recruited me for Football. It was strange, yet fun. He was at a frat type party.

Wide right and Natty Light

lots of people who read deadspin like college basketball and are older than 16

Probably why you write that way