Being mean to the player because her child died right in front of her. I get that she’s just a fictional character, but I swear that video gamers these days have absolutely no empathy for other human beings. We’re a generation of goddamn psychopaths.

It will all be ready by Tuesday.

Revere just robbed one in the seventh, amazing catch.

It’s equally odd when you’re on the outside of game logic looking in.

Bat flips for some...

Elimination from the playoffs for others!

Bizarre? Huge? Practically nothing in it? Maybe you just don’t understand Canada in general.

li’l Jose tho.

Do it.

You’re welcome.

This team is so fun to watch. Even their defense is great, and is a good part of the reason for their astronomical run differential. The team didn’t miss a beat when Tulo went down — in fact, Ryan Goins stepped up and suddenly began hitting over .300, and defensively the trio of Goins / Pennington / Barney is very…

Root for Encarnacion to take his parrot for a walk.

Kevin “chin of fucking steel” Pillar has the best baseball chin. BAH GAWD it broke Troy Tulowitzki’s scapula in half!

They’ve also got a Platoon 1b/LF/DH guy named Chris Colabello who spent 8 years making $800 a month in the summer to play in front of ~700 people, all while being told repeatedly to give up his dream, only to finally make it to the bigs at 30 and carve out a regular role as a ball masher at 31.