I love Sanderson’s books.

Heavy sniper is tricky to use but when used well it is a monster.

Yeah, the wheel at the end it just a cherry on top.

People hire others to pee for their drug tests. How hard is it to ask your sober passenger or your kid to blow at the sensor?

I think you wanted to do a slideshow about “how to use less paper towels”.

Too bad they didn’t charge them since 1997?

OTC Hydrocortisone.

Or don’t

They smell nice. That is what they are good for.

Tething gel or ipecac are not home remedies. You buy them in PHARMACY, not make at home.

It is the water cycle!

So you bought PC with bunch of bloatware, lets add more to it.

I tried Star Citizen during the free month. The promise of the game is incredible.

How is this different than Power Wheels?

Waiting for a “Shark on coke” movie now!

He wouldn’t even notice missing blanket. He is very exothermic.

Because Benjamin Franklin or something.

But can you understand the dialogue?

So we are stuck with self driving Teslas.

PHEW, I am sure Tesla is in the clear. Autopilot was probably deactivated 0.2s before the crash and warned the driver about it!