Banning people accused of sexual abuse? Glad we are still all-in on due process.

I would argue these two popularized the word Hoser more than all of Canada.

Presumably it’s the same friend.

My black friend said it’s okay.

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Sadly, not surprising. Let me guess, it was the well meaning, SJW type white girls that felt that minority races aren’t smart enough to learn punctuation, and that we should lower our standards, so they can keep up?

Just use proper punctuation. Seriously, it isn’t hard.

They think it’s a sweet hook to start off a premise with an imperative that comes across as extremely condescending (i.e., it reads as, “you guys are idiots; let me tell you why with this weak argument.”), and they lean on that way too often here and Gizmodo too.

Removing punctuation is basically literary anarchy It’s impossible to read something effectively when shit just runs on like this and it never ends or it does it but you can’t tell because there’s no punctuation

“Let’s eat, Grandma.”

This is the article we really need. When Your Boomer Manager Uses Ellipses, He’s Calling You a Dumbass in Ways that You Can’t Report to HR: A Primer.

The police state killed another Black man and our president is on the side of the police and against any protest.

You can “OK Boomer” me all you want, but when I text a complete sentence, it will have have punctuation at the end. Often that’s a period. Of course, sometimes a text is just “No” or “OK”, which doesn’t need punctuation. I’m also weird in that generally I proofread texts before I send them. It used to be important to…

For me, the final nail in the coffin was when it became acceptable for literally to mean figuratively.

Vowels are for nerds /s

Not universally. My friends and I use it as “Acknowledged. I have seen this message but have nothing more to contribute to it.”

Let’s tackle people spelling “lose” as “loose” first.

This is a brutal take.

Hell, I’d appreciate it if some of the people that text me at least try to form a complete thought before sending. There are at least a handful of them that seem to hit enter after every few words because they’re afraid that the message will disappear forever if they don’t send it RIGHT NOW and I get 8 rapid-fire…

Bullshit Because I write with punctuation within my texts to reflect emphasis context and intention So when Im using punctuation within my texts to express myself clearly you better goddam believe Im going to use it when Im done