To be fair, he knew at one point how hard it was to walk in any direction.
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That's because closet D&D nerd LeBron James was on the court with some sort of blanket tied around his neck that he called his "cloak of invisibility."
Juwan Howard: Sweet look, man! By the way, I got the original Revenge of the Nerds back at the crib on VHS.
If the Bonnie and Clyde chase sequences are scored by the up-tempo Foggy Mountain Breakdown, then this one probably gets a Mazzy Star or Iron and Wine soundtrack.
Your taxonomy is off; Clayton is the type of alien who wearing flowing robes and force Captain Pike to make love to a woman not of his choosing.
Tim Duncan, through several intermediaries, has let it be known that he is tired of all this coverage about his lack of coverage, although he neither wants this statement nor its retraction (to be forwarded via telegram in the next 15 minutes) to be publicized. He's sick of all the lack of streak-talk and just wants…
Andy Roddick, Sr. is forced to withdraw after the first round.
"As a professional athlete, I need to maintain my competitive edge. And when you can hear the inane chatter of simpleton fans who spout Little League sportsmanship-maxims, that edge is dulled. That's why I sport Dr. Dre's noise-canceling Monster Beats headphones. Even when it's not connected to a music device, an…
Look, Mr. Schroeder obviously has an advanced degree in Basketball Talkatology from Made-Up Degrees University (other alumni include the author of Dow 36,000 and the guy who thinks that Noah's flood was caused by angry aliens lasering the polar icecaps for reasons known only to them), which obviates the need for his…
Who says that the nation's manufacturing sector is in irrevocable decline?
Be fair to the man, he's envisioning a bloody sock stomping on a human face... forever.
"He responded in the negative, paradoxically indicating that although he would like to know what I was thinking, there were some things I couldn't hide."
Eternal optimist that I am, I look forward to future installments of the "Math That Appears To Be Math" series, including "The Effect of a Chris Berman Nickname on Career Life Expectancy," "Clubhouse Wife-Swapping Expressed as a Moebius Strip," and "Why the Hell Isn't Anthony Young in the Bottom Five?"
Ever-crafty Houston fans have solved this conundrum by not appearing in a place that puts them at risk of watching the Astros.
Jesus, I'm right HERE.
NFLRA Intern: "Hey, the league has a new proposal."
Joke's on y'all, I got all my money tied up in Maurice Clarett commemorative plates anyway. I know past performance is no guarantor of future profits, but I got a good feeling about this investment.
And for height- and responsibility-based verisimilitude, many of their children will be wearing David Stern masks.
Alright, now let's try a few shots in the shower. Just a second while I... hey, where'd she go?