The Cap'n
CaptainCheese
Aug 5
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that’s probably as it should be... either part of a subscription, or cheap ports on the virtual console.  stop trying to make events out of these tired re-releases.

Aug 5
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a fair question... and while you’re right that they’ve been approaching that line for a while, the reason why those cross the line is that these would be remakes of remakes (in fact in the case of Twilight Princess, it will be the 4th version of the game to be released). Both games which appeared on the last Nintendo Read more

Aug 5
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AH, Pikmin... that wonderful, glorious franchise that i’m always ecstatic to see announced, purchase immediately and enjoy for about 4 hours, thinking I’m some sort of acceptable Pikmin player. Then after weathering some gradually increasing challenges for another hour or so, I get 90% of my Pikmin slaughtered in a Read more

Jul 31
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Once 2021 hits, these blue dogs had better start praying to whatever low rent god will take them. I will be donating to anyone who wants to primary them from the left. I will be taking all my sublimated anger over having to support Biden and directing it at them.  Sleep well in your comfy beds, “dems.”  

Jul 28
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I mean, i figured that if it was an option that they would make it... good for them.

Jul 24
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So far this pandemic has added Control, FE: 3 Houses and the FFXII re-release to my backlog, but I did finally manage to cross of Xenoblade Chronicles II. I’m taking a victory lap on Torna now, but I’m not allowed to buy anything new, until I get rid of a few things.  My mood has been pretty dark and not conducive to Read more

Jul 24
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Also, i’d like to support/get into this, but PC is out of the question for me.  If console ports become stretch goals, then we’ll talk.

Jul 22
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I mean, this isn’t even the most elaborate one of these I’ve heard. There’s a story floating around about a nonbinary dominatrix (?... but you get the idea) who is keeping visiting customers in a dungeon. It could work. I won’t judge.

Jul 20
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thank you for answering this correctly.  I try to limit my dairy, and I’m sure going to choose those three necessities over mere milk any day of the week.

Jul 20
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Well, this looks utterly fantastic. I’m sold. I’ve never wanted to play a game more after a 30 sec combat gif than I have with this one. If this our big ticket holiday release for 2020, I’m kinda ok with that. Because in a just world, this would do Call of Duty numbers. Read more

Jul 17
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The JARV IS... album comes out today and despite the terrible “band” name, some weird recording technique that just comes across as muddy, and the whole thing running to Scott Walker (admittedly, an obvious Jarvis inspiration) lengths, it’s great.  The wit is there and anyone who spend their teenage years listening to Read more

Jul 17
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I agree that they should be focusing on local matters and people should be supporting them. This isn’t an issue of local vs. national. This is an issue of how none of these local papers have sufficient staff or resources to do their jobs in the first place right now, and changing that is going to take years no matter Read more

Jul 17
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everyone loves to take swipes at critics and say they want ‘opinions from rEaL GaMeRs’ or whatever, but that is the last thing I want.  At least with a reviewer, I have a body of work to fall back on and reference their opinion against.  A reviewer that I disagree with 90-100% of the time at least has some value as a Read more

Jul 17
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Freelancers get paid crap and uncritical stories are the only ones where the trouble doesn’t outweigh the meager pay. “Resources” is not a welcome euphemism here. They. Get. Paid. Crap. Why should they be taking on adversarial muckraking when it’s just going to lead to misery? Read more

Jul 16
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Amen. I read this article and almost needed a diagram.  Maybe I’ll get back into them when they release the Xbox One Chapter X, Part I

Jul 16
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This is an... odd comparison and frankly i’m inclined to ask you to cut out this nonsense. Read more

Jul 14
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Not to be overly nit-picky here, but how can you say they’re the best games in the series, if they’re the only two you’ve played? And I’m saying this as someone who has only played 2 AC games himself (III and Black Flag) and thoroughly loved BF front to back.  I could easily imagine it being the best AC game, but I Read more