A six-year-old bully or an adult abusing her position of authority over small children? One of those is definitely a more serious problem than the other.

After my dad awkwardly told me to "cover my upper deck" when my v-neck shirt made him uncomfortable, I've fallen in love with the euphemism.

Oh god, I read those things so much in middle school. Alanna had a cool sword, a talking cat, and magical powers, which is everything I ever want in life.

Hey, I've seen "fap" describe the deed for either gender!

At least it isn't IFAP. That would be much worse.

I'm surprised that three people under eighteen managed the logistics necessary to do this.

Where can I find this mythical dudebro? He looks entertaining.

EVERY conversation?

It's called eyeshine. It allows better vision in low-light environments, and many carnivores that hunt at night have it, like raccoons and cats. [en.wikipedia.org]

Horribly insensitive question of the day:

Oh god, this happened to me last semester in college. The anxiety made it impossible to think, which made me more anxious.

So, who here has a hormonal IUD, and how is it working for you? I'm thinking about getting one.

Seems like a better idea would be to put a phone number or email adress that can't be traced directly to you but that you can be contacted by.

Fuck, I hadn't thought of the zombie possibility until you mentioned it. I'll have to start gathering my blunt weapons for the preliminary start of my plan to wait out the zombie plague on a stolen boat.

And now I'm imagining homophobes angrily eating Fage yogurt while protesting gay marriage.

Wow, I never noticed how fake those building collapses looked until just now.

Oh, thank you for the info. Though it is interesting that she could be young enough to be charged with truancy while being old enough to be independent and care for younger children.

I thought it was illegal to leave children under eighteen to fend for themselves. I hope they have to face consequences.

Moriarty you say...

Yeah, this actually made me want to drink some more coffee. Of course, I do always make it myself. No chance for coffee sabotage there, and there would be no mercy to anyone who would try.