Is... is this going to happen every year on Halloween now?

Yeah, I've got a little guy with some extra "thumbs." Luckily, they don't seem to bother him at all (and his claws are kept trimmed, especially the extra one) and make him good at grabbing things.

They appear to have been brought over by ships from Europe to America (sailors apparently believed them to be good luck and better at catching rats.) They are most common on the east coast, which could support that.

SO I PULL OUT MY GUN

Actually, we could almost all fit in Rhode Island. I know that because of this;

That's the joke

Hah, that always backfired with me. Someone turns on all the lights, I bury my face under the covers and take even longer to get up.

I feel like those two women had actually married each other and just didn't want to have to explain themselves to the random resort bigots.

Yeah, I think the screams of terror that people would let out upon being confronted by bodysuit-clad people in the dark would be a lot louder than the noise they would make otherwise.

"the sperm was from a Saudi Arabian man who builds mosques all over the middle east & that the eggs were from a black ACLU lawyer who wrote a book supporting the separation of church & state"

So many crazy things are going on in this video that it's easy to miss one. This is actually the GIF that led me to discover the video.

Who DIDN'T immediately realize that Gangnam Style was a satire? It has a clip of the guy doing rapper-arms on a toilet.

One is a look into the mind of a group of people who are blissfully happy in their horrendous ignorance. The other is a reality TV show about a wacky family.

I was going for surreal horror. But criticism of the way women are dehumanized as sex objects works too, now that I think about it.

In the interest of science, I decided to see if one of these would look more or less creepy with a slight modification. What do you think?

What about two enlightened frat boys in love?

That's even more stupid when you realize that bananas in the wild looked like this before they were cultivated.

That is the most badass five dollar bill I've ever seen.

They make you wear formal attire to take exams?

That's gonna go on a plaque right next to "We have veginas, we get jobs."