That's exactly what first came to mind. At least he didn't threaten to use a layer or a crease and desist.

I would just like to say that that is one of the greatest GIFs I've ever seen.

There are still women's colleges in America, like the five of the original Seven Sisters that are still in existence and are still women only. I go to one of them.

That looks straight out of The Onion.

Oh no, I must become lesbian now! Good thing I'm already in the most lesbian place in America. I've got a leg up on all those formerly-straight bitches at co-ed schools.

That's how they do it in France. Prostitution is legal, brothels and pimps are illegal.

"Not everyone was born to put on a rubber apron and split atoms in a kitchen with a meat cleaver."

Funfact: the Earth is actually closer to an oblate spheroid than a round sphere. Science!

I went to see it with a group of seven females the day it came out, because we fucking love these movies. And JOSS WHEDON. And it was glorious.

This one's better than yours.

Hmm...

If they really wanted them to not have children while addicted to drugs, they would pay them to take birth control instead. These people seem more like they're interested in purposely dehumanizing these women and that they support eugenics.

...Guns? Why guns of all things?

Oh my god! Sharper Image is still in business?

Ask, and you shall receive.

So... is this a parody, or what? Tumblr is down so I can't see the source.

Whenever I hear "RuPaul's Drag Race" I always wish that the contestants would physically race while in drag. Like, a charity race of people in drag running through a city. If it hasn't happened before, it should.

This is both offensive, and not even very funny.

That was beautiful. I loved Burn After Reading, and this was the funniest scene. That whole movie was great.

Not at my women's college. Not at all. (Although you are allowed to bring in guests of any gender.)