CaptainCalypso
Cosmic Bitch
CaptainCalypso

Okay, I'm watching this. Why do we love to smash stuff up so much?

So... Obama's ability to appear as a socially functioning human being instead of a condescending robot is ruining America?

"...a personal vendetta the school had against him after he started a group aimed at ending sexual abuse"

So... in the many cases where an embryo just naturally vanishes, should the woman be charged for manslaughter?

Chest = boobs/tits/breasts/mammaries/whatever you want to call them. Your boobs are on your chest. I don't think it's inaccurate of them to call it that.

Actually, bubbling is used to make a non-naked person look like they're revealing more than they actually are. It's kind of an incredible feat of trickery.

Damn, good thing I checked before whipping out this GIF, which I am always looking for a chance to use.

Damn, that bitch has swag.

It's just so catchy! And now it's in my head. Time to listen to it.

I liked Sail better, at least in sound.

SMBC always has a relevant comic.

"Holding hands, hugging, kissing and wearing tee-shirts."

They're not completely different (they're both the same species, but different sub-species), but modern dogs have been bred over the last 15 thousand years to have less-wild temperaments more suited to living alongside humans. DNA suggests that the two sub-species could have split as long as 100,000 years ago.

Why the fuck would she think that was a good idea? How was that even legal to do?

I disagree. Anyone can be nasty to anyone, regardless of gender.

This was not amusing at all until the part where the cops show up and she demands sex from them. Then it got a little bit funny because I'm a terrible person.

Yeah, I also thought that Coin probably put her there on purpose to get rid of her, the same way she tried to get rid of Katniss. Especially since it was supposed to look like the Capitol killed her, it was one more thing to blame Snow for.

So you just pretend to fuck the air?

Women deserve the ability and resources to not become unwillingly pregnant in the first place, so that they won't need to get abortions in the first place. Until the day comes when every single human pregnancy on the planet is wanted, then we wouldn't need abortions to happen outside of medical situations. Since that

You know how feminists are these days, shoving their bare tits into the mouths of unsuspecting babies, indoctrinating them into a life of misandrist slavery.