Fox News is much more likely to be owned by the Templars.

If Obama had a special team of assassins like these, I'd want to vote for him even more.

Preventing children from eating ice cream by stopping them from even seeing it is not at all going to help in the long run. As soon as they become old enough to procure that forbidden treat under their own power, they will devour it in large quantities.

Since the room is suspended, they should totally make it snap in half and have a bunch of patrons fall out and into a safety net.

He's too young to work in the mines in the first book, so no forced labor camp, and he spends his time in the woods hunting so he'd be in pretty good shape. Katniss and Gale are not starved, they get enough food to be healthy through hunting. It's also mentioned that Katniss and Peeta are healthier and better fed than…

Have the Norse gods been messing around with domestic livestock again?

Wow, what you just said was way more pointlessly and unintelligently aggressive than anything the article writer could have written. Good job.

Their problems were less knife-throwing in nature, and more that they were too arrogant.

Good. Ultrasounds should be done if and only if it's actually medically relevant for the woman's health, and only with informed consent.

I did too. And now I'm picturing some sort of ungodly combination of the two.

"Empress Pepperica Swirl and Emperor Vanity Society"

Little Jimmy's hoping for some body armor to protect him from Mrs. Jones' arrows.

Oh my god, the thought of a Ring Wraith handing out donuts is one of the best things ever. Edible-ring Wraith?

Does this have anything to do with Tumblr changing their Terms of Service today?

"Your manhattan tasted like the future."

All according to our "Sinister Agenda"!

I'm coming after your children; they shall witness me writing with my left hand and tossing a ball and slapping people with my right. And they shall be indoctrinated into my depraved cult.

What about cross-dominancy (some tasks are done with left hand, some done with right)?

This especially works because it's estimated that about ten percent of the population is left-handed, and that about ten percent of the population is homosexual. (Not the same 10% though)

"A fight ensued, she said, and her dog bit Zimmerman's cheek."