CaptainCalypso
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CaptainCalypso

Police analysis probably determined it to be human.

"Judging a person does not define who they are. It defines who you are"

Pharmaceuticals aren't inherently bad, especially since depression and other disorders can be at least partly biochemical in nature.

Yes. Any relationship can be abusive.

I feel like he talks like a serial killer.

It is spring break time. They might be wasting theirs doing this.

I prefer Tumblr for my image sharing needs. We need a bingo for that. At least half the squares would be GIFs of TV shows.

Cuteness fight! No matter who loses, we all win.

I also am baffled how he completely ignores actual dinosaur-bird intermediaries like the Archaeopteryx.

How is that exclusionary?

Barnard gets Obama, while sister school Smith gets Jane Lynch. I honestly can't tell which one is better.

I'm a little confused with her saturday night suggestion to use her gay boyfriends as birth control. Does the presence of flagrantly stereotyped gay men cause a woman's reproductive system to shut down on the spot?

Exactly. Freedom of speech means that you're free to say whatever you want. It also means that your advertisers are free to disagree with you and pull your funding.

That's good! Everyone needs a safe place to learn these things without being judged.

Hey, she had to have done the deed in order to conceive him. According to Limbaugh, she was a whore too.

I saw one on Damn You Autocorrect about loaded gnomes found at a school.

She'd better quit as president of my county's Smith Club. Someone this openly classist and elitist should not have any influence on perspective Smithies that don't fit her ignorant ideals.

I love to say "cool story, bro." It conveys a sarcastically scathing message that the story told was not a "cool" story.

What confuses me is words as innocuous as "smart" and "cloud" Seriously? The transportation related phrases seem like they would be hard to search through, since people tend to talk about going to these things, like "going to the airport" or "riding the metro."

Congratulations?