"Anne Semans, Babeland's marketing director..."

A bear obsessed with young people's sexuality?

Less screaming, more flailing. And claws.

Wow, I feel bad for the identical van owner.

That's what I was thinking. How bad of a kidnapper is this guy anyway? He walks right into view of a security camera. Protip: try not to commit crimes on camera.

That reminds me of trying to put my cat in his crate.

So do Bottlenose dolphins.

That is ADORABLE. And very clever.

(To people who are against marriage equality)

And I'm glad you did, for what a story that was.

Yeah, not quite what I meant. Catching falling people or brushing against people in tight spaces is fine.

I'm just going to go ahead and say that if you don't know a person, don't use a pet name. And don't touch people you don't know either.

This must be what they mean about cosmic horrors too bizarre for our brains to make sense of.

I'm assuming less from the boob and more from the sheer Lovecraftian horror involved.

I disagree, mass mob violence should not be acceptable, even for something like this. That's why we have a system for these things (although it doesn't always work well.) Besides, it only takes one moment of mistaken identity to destroy an innocent person's life.

So we're the entitled generation of materialists, AND we're the cheap generation?

How does she know that the building is a woman?

Does that mean you can't wear these to keep your face warm?

That's why using bizarre phrases is always the best. They are fun to come up with and hard to guess. On another note, that is one cute kitty in that picture.

I never imagined a combination Bollywood dance + Viking boat funeral, but that is the greatest idea of all time.