"Fat Jealous Losers" is what the readership of Regretsy calls themselves, also known as the members of "Club Fuckery for Life." It wasn't supposed to be an insult.

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Someone talked smack about you on the internet?

STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS

Forgive me, but no. A space elevator uses a cable that reaches all the way into space in order to send things up in elevators.

How about a space elevator instead, so we have an easier way of getting up there?

Tumblr is full of ladies already.

Dr. Thunder wins for this being the actual image used on its Wikipedia page.

Is her arch-nemesis Malignant Man? Actually, Malignant Man is sort of an awesome villain name.

So I heard you like photography?

Fuck. Megavideo was great for watching things.

Actually, eyes are not fully grown at birth, but they have much less growing to do before reaching full size compared to the rest of the body, so they are still out of proportion.

It should have been firewater instead of wine. Then you could drink it while hunting for a vermillion unicorn in the Ukraine.

Exactly. Being pro-choice means that we must respect the right to choose.

What exactly is the "Women's Lib," and do the members all have BEARD?

That's exactly what it reminded me of. Especially "PLANT EARTH" and "women with BEARD."

Atlanta is the hub for Delta and is used for a lot of connection flights, so they have to make it manageable.

Logistically, I always feel like someone collectively blaming Jews for killing Jesus makes about as much sense as blaming America for shooting Lincoln.

I saw the gays wearing army pants and flip-flops, so I bought army pants and flip-flops.

Okay, that's actually pretty funny, especially the Eleanor Roosevelt quotation.