CaptainCalypso
Cosmic Bitch
CaptainCalypso

Why outhouses, of all things? Is there at least twelve different varieties of outhouses to display? Are they from different countries from around the world?

As much as people making these stupid complaints, there's one thing that annoys me slightly more; people complaining about people complaining. Try not to get too worked up about it.

This Christmas I got everything that I'd wanted. For my birthday. Which was earlier in the month and already celebrated. I feel like a bitch pointing it out though. Anyone else with a December birthday feel my woes?

It's badass, is what it is.

They probably couldn't get away with drastically altering a main character.

I ALWAYS made sure I got the "boy" toy. I've always hated dolls (mostly due to the uncanny valley, also because they bored me) and much preferred Hot Wheels.

The problem is when they make Celestia pink because they assume that little girls will only buy pink ponies.

It's not a "new name," the two actually are different, and thus have different terminology. Pedophilia is towards children who show no signs of puberty yet. Hebephilia is for children in early puberty. Ephebephilia is children in later puberty.

Red-eye survival tactic for people who can't sleep on airplanes.

That's how I got mine. Great deal. I think I got it for around $85.

I have that Logitech speaker. It's great! My roommates keep stealing it though.

Was there a point to this video other than the fact that the 1980's were extremely weird and that I am a better person for having missed them?

She didn't actually forget. She went to the doctor after swallowing the pen (by poking her tonsils with it and falling down the stairs) but they didn't see anything on X-ray. Her doctor and husband decided that nothing was there, and she probably forgot about it after a while.

"But how the hell did she swallowed the pen, you ask? According to her, she was poking her tonsils it near the stairs when she fell"

I first read the title as "Lady Managers Won't Produce Gay Rap" and was quite confused.

Mine keeps his claws in when he touches me with his paws. He is a gentleman. Unless he's kneading, in which case we have a problem.

And that she (or he) is, of course, of legal age and not coerced into saying yes.

I recently realized that I don't actually like ANY Christmas songs.

Wow, nice reaction there. Not all fraternity members are like that. Many are just groups of people who like each other and have common interests.

I'm glad the women took action, and that the off-duty officer stepped in. Good job everyone!