"Sanford managed to life Butler off the platform"

I like this princess better.

I never said anything about "hard work" alone getting you there. I meant that money alone is not enough to brave the South Pole, you need skill, motivation, and resilience.

I don't think I'd call braving negative 58 degree weather to be "handed to her on a plate." It takes more than money to be able to do that.

Aww. My polydactyl only has 22 toes. Good at grabbing things, though.

I actually managed to guess all of these correctly.

The only thing I can think of is burying your friend in the sand in the beach. And even then only slightly, like only their lower legs or something. And that's still a bit of a dick move.

I can sort-of imagine some moms wanting to be able to pretend that their daughters are only taking it for health reasons. I'd hope that they'd be secretly happy that their daughters won't end up pregnant.

Well, if you're on a group ski trip, you sort of have to stay in contact.

That's not a good metaphor. Hitler breathed air and wore clothes. Are you going to stop doing those things because he did them?

I prefer the assault rifle myself.

We're having a fire... sale! Oh the burning.

Yeah. If a girl is going to play video games, she's going to play REAL video games.

Grand Theft Auto IV was a christmas gift to both me and my brother, but my mother hadn't realized quite how violent it was, although she didn't really mind. You should have seen my grandmother's reaction to seeing me sniping random people from a rooftop because I was bored.

Yes, but what about women playing video games? I love Grand Theft Auto.

When I first came across a mention of someone being gay (I think it was in a book or something), I asked what it meant and was told that some people are attracted to people of the same gender as themselves. Then I got on with my fucking life. It's not that hard, people.

Humph, you and your "light." Back in MY day, there was Chaos, and from the void came the Earth, then the Sky, and then the Sky got the Earth pregnant, and then life was made.

Legos made the best gifts ever. Then my mother gave them away because I didn't use them anymore, and then I rediscovered my love for Legos and didn't have any anymore.

Nobody makes a shitstorm like insulting losers on the internet! Our whimsicle fuckery will bring you down. CF4L.