CaptainCalypso
Cosmic Bitch
CaptainCalypso

Serial sexual predator problems?

(For America) Just gonna leave this here. Notice what STI's fall behind?

Damn. What exactly does one say about being a virgin, other than that they are one?

I thought it was dehydration that did it.

You should invent some sort of drink that involves either forty or forty-one "whacks." That'd be awesome.

Actually, that was "Lesbos," the name of the greek island, pronounced as "les bos" like in french or something.

Let me get this straight. You had a man come talk to you about his life. Because he was a virgin. His virginity is why they picked him to talk to you.

HAND. OUT. CONDOMS. Just do it.

Don't some people think the whole "Don't lie with a man as you would with a woman" can be interpreted as meaning that you can be gay as long as you don't do you anal with women?

I'd mention Lebanon because I'm half Lebanese, which is sort of in the same geographical region, or at least the same continent.

No English people can donate blood in the US anyway due to Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease.

Can five year olds even dress themselves?

Jocasta had a magic thing that made her look young.

Why is his hand over his crotch?

It's almost too sloppily done to be a murder. As in, it almost looks too much like a murder to actually be one.

Tabby striping FTW.

That's just sick. I hope he falls off and smashes his face.

Especially considering how many people got shot this weekend.

How exactly does someone grope someone while riding a bicycle?