What I'd like to know is why would someone murder her but leave the body looking that much like a murder instead of a suicide. That's just shoddy murder.

I want to put the hammerhead on my cat. He wouldn't like it, but I would.

Do they really need to remind us that people standing behing us can, indeed, see what we are doing?

They said "men," not basement trolls. (Redditors, forgive me)

That comic was awesome, especially the way they did the dual tits-and-ass pose in every panel. I love Hark a Vagrant.

Can you draw a Komodo Dragon and a Gila Monster as CEOs of rivaling companies?

I'm kinda weird with spiders. Small spindly spider? Fucking kill it with fire. Gigantic hairy tarantula? Actually kinda cute.

There's also something about the use of the word "large" that doesn't quite make sense here.

"ur fat and hot and ur boobs r large"

That cat that walked by has an adorable ringed tail like my kitty. It's like a little raccoon tail :)

Oh good, I'm not crazy. It's like she was trying to talk through her duck lips instead of like a normal person. Jeez, I don't know how she got a job as a flight attendent with that look.

Oh god, she even had a duckface voice, too. I didn't know that it was possible. I also found it hilarious how much younger and better she looked without the makeup. This so-called 17 year old would probably look better without it too.

Is this why the Others killed him?

Well, the only thing the attorney is right about is that he is not a pedophile. Pedophiles are interested in pre-pubescent children. This is technically ephebophilia, interest in post-pubescent adolescents.

How are these people alive? It's not like I want them to be dead or anything, but how do they exist and why?

Duh, it's cooler if the model makes the computer explode.

I know that that somehow worked, but how exactly does an explosion put out a fire?

To spin together to form some sort of counter-cyclone? Brilliant, let's do it.

As long as they don't die on impact, you're not a bad person.

I'm in NY and we're already getting the outer bands of this bitch. My power is very likely to go out from this storm at some point.