CaptainCalypso
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CaptainCalypso

That cake is awesome and I want it.

There is a huge and dense population in New York and the metro NYC area. We almost never get storms as strong as this, and when it happens, shit gets bad.

Bloomberg is making an adress right now. He's telling people in low-lying areas to try to leave in advance if possible.

So the Bionic Woman is real? I wish I could be one of the people to invent these things.

I saw this last night and my first thought was if Jez would post about it. The part where the lady is like "Look! Money!" and the kid didn't care was kinda funny.

ALL of your emails? I can see it now:

I was just going to get a $100 Logitech dock (marked down from $150) that holds a battery charge so I have the option of moving it around. It comes with a remote too, which is good.

There is nothing about this poster that does not disgust me.

EDIT: Did not catch the pun at first, disregard this comment.

A bar? You can't even have a microwave or coffeemaker in a lot of dorms.

I mean more like gadgets for a dorm, like some recommendations for ipod docks and speakers that aren't 500 dollars.

Yeah, I definitely need something to make a place feel like it's a home, even if it's just my Rubix cube alarm clock or a multi-colored lamp.

Can we please get a list of actual tools to assemble a nice dorm room?

Did she give a specific reason why the girl with scoliosis doesn't get a room or a bed while the boy does?

Either I'm missing the layer of sarcasm or ever you've never met a real life college student.

What's that about, anyway?

Did this cheating occur before or after the assassination of Caesar?

Why can't David Bowie star in some of the spreads?

My cat was asleep and gave me no warning.

Don't people have to go through a screening process to get a commenting account? How did this happen?