To be fair, college is a good place to meet people with your age and interests. That's not a good reason to go to college, of course.

I agree. While the restaurant is allowed to ask people not to use phones, and I would personally have no problem with the policy, making them sign a contract is extremely condescending to their costumers.

The kid wanted a watch, wallet, and cell phone? That poor thing, his life is already over.

I still use it, (that's where all my spam goes) but I have a Gmail too. Why not Yahoo?

Fired? The administrators directly responsible should go to jail.

"Public Display of Affection"? I don't think that was very affectionate. Are these people as stupid as they are callous? You'd think that if they had any sense, they'd separate the students if only to cover their asses.

I always found those "feminine" fields such as english and languages to be harder for me than math and science, and I plan to be a scientist. I can't imagine myself choosing romance over any sort of science career.

Anyone from there who uses Facebook can probably tell that it's a friendly gesture in this context though.

Yeah, this gadget seems a lot more useful than stupid. Not sure why Giz is being so condescending.

Wow. Thank fucking god for private school. Mine was too small and controllable to let anyone get away with this shit. The teachers made us listen to lectures and watch videos about not calling things "gay" or making fun of fat people. I always thought that was stupid but seeing the alternative I'm glad they did that.

Glenn Beck wakes up in the night screaming at the thought of a biracial gay superhero. Sometimes I'd actually be surprised to find out that he ISN'T a comic book super-villain.

You eat tables as a snack? Are you a termite?

I thought Naked and Famous was a band.

I know! I love my T-Bolt, but the battery is utter crap, and the extended battery extends the phone's ass too much.

It can also stop Slenderman from fucking with your phone.

The picture really made this one for me.

Rolf?

They already had that for House all year. I might sign up for Plus, especially with the one month free for college students.

I don't know, teenagers love their Facebooks and would love a phone that lets them use Facebook easily.

I think you win the award for best hashtag.