GET ME SOME OF THOSE #ELITE$

You’re doing God’s work.

Sex Cannon elite.

If we are using that analogy, there’s only one ‘elite’ QB left with a chance to win who probably has unironically grabbed a girl (several) by the pussy.

We’re talking Eli Manning wearing TWO Citizen Eco Drives elite.

Andrew Luck IS NOT elite. #Hottake

+____

He’s a huge fan of alliteration. If he had been alive, he would have voted for Babe Bruth.

“We should let it ride!”

Wake up, Lebron. Wake up. 😢

He was a prodigy; he was killing his significant other decades before it caught on with other wrestlers.

I love the fact that when I first heard about this guy I was about 12 or 13 in the mid-eighties which means he was about in his mid-forties...I just love the fact that this guy was in his mid 40s flying around wrestling rings patenting the superfly move. (It took me another 10 years to even learn about the original…

They switched to Monster Cables.

The last entry

Add Neil Armstrong to that list. (yes, I’m dead serious)

Tom Brady? You realize he’s having another MVP-caliber season at 40 years old despite doing everything under a microscope following all the past allegations, right? The guy is a living NFL legend as much as you may hate him or the Patriots. Just enjoy being able to watch possibly the GOAT play while you can.

Bonds was never proven guilty....just sayin

This comment was funny when I saw, -Volkswagon.....little did I know before scrolling down there was a whole list. Bro you made my week.

Lol... you don’t think he’s ever cheated in his life? You think he’s a faithful husband and honest businessman? Hahaha ok lil fella.

Oh, but yes he did!