CaptainButters
CaptainButters
CaptainButters

Hey, Atlanta! We are taking the Packers fans’ money. It spends real good. If you don’t want us to host these losers, make us an offer!

Las Vegas Raiders- Commitment to Sexcellence.

“Yes, No, Hahahahahahahahahahaha... no... hahahahahahaha”

“Irsay dropped this minor bomb”

Man has a history of abusing the things he loves.

Pence or no Pence, Indiana really going all out with an anti-Gay agenda.

Chase goes hard to the hole just like his old man, MILF.

Well deserved. A great Yankee.

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Based on that gear, I think everyone playing that version of football must have sustained a lot of concussions.

Dear Jorge,

Worst dog still better than best cat.

meanwhile, The History Channel is in the middle of a 4-hour block of American Pickers.

Aaaaaaaaand, fuck Curt Schilling.

oh, but ask them about their kids and they won’t shut the fuck up about him picking the apples for his own applesauce at his Montessori school.

Just call it Aioli... White people love that shit.

Actually, a lesser reported story is that North Korea just did the same thing in response. Except they used Battlefield Bad Company 1 footage.

Unfortunately, my wife had a similar experience at Home Depot when she asked for black caulk.

A very sincere Thanks, Obama. She would not have survived the Trump administration.