CaptainButters
CaptainButters
CaptainButters

Viva la Raza

Donald Trump LOL your funny little kid

You ain’t wrong! You forgot to include Lance Armstrong, and every other cyclist.

It’s not you, it’s me. -Melo

As it was in the beginning

The worst part happened when he discovered that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t actually inside the TV.

You might have to settle for Big Ben forcing himself on the Pats defense.

It would be fantastic if James Harrison breaks Tom Brady’s back on Sunday.

Oh screw em both at the same time....

+1 Single Payer.

Andy Reid doesn’t have timeouts to waste on concussions. He has to save them to waste on incompetence.

While the ACA and Obamacare are synonyms, breath and breathe are not.

You ever see Aaron Brooks play?

*Phone rings in NBC TV executive’s office*

There were actually seven hookers in the hotel room before Craig James arrived.

“All too often, our flesh cocoons can feel like vessels of anxiety and existential dread.”

This is a way better rivalry than the conFLiCT.

Perhaps the greatest sequence of comments of 2017?

This thread is absurd. Look what you’ve done!

#NeverForget