Pro-tip for producer-censors and audio-bleepers: get the dump button ready anytime he begins a sentence with “There was a time...”

My greatest dream for the Star Wars Universe is an after-credits scene where we have the POV of someone inside a shuttle watching the door drop, to reveal a line of Stormtroopers. As we watch them shoulder weapons, Cap’s shield flies out and smashes into them. Then everything cuts to black.

I hated it when they kept cutting to the Dorn storyline.

That also explains the cut post-credit scene where Nick Fury recruits Princess Leia to join the Avengers initiative...

No, it’s why we didn’t see how this all relates to Thanos.

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

SMH, it’s never the guys you expect

He was the soberist one in the whole venue.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Doug Whaley’s interview

What do we want?!

I’m really hoping that you’re joking.

“Help me!”

The nachos in my microwave took longer to finish than Rousey’s career tonight.

Volunteer to be on-call for work (if you’re not already doing that). Earn some money while you’re at it,

smoking weed

Ordering/preparing a bunch of food and watching the Twilight Zone marathon with friends is an enjoyable alternative. (If you have Netflix, you can burn through the episodes on your own without commercials.)

Cool story, bro.

Ortiz will be a player people look back at in 50 years and wonder...wtf is this guy doing here?
Everyone remembers Bobby Thomson and Kirk Gibson. Everyone that remembers Papi will remember Dave Roberts. None of those guys is in the Hall, yet we manage to remember them.
Christ. Insufferable prick, Curt Schilling has…