CaptainButters
CaptainButters
CaptainButters

He was 39.

There was confusion when the Miami fan kept screaming “U is first.”

Nice! Glad to see I’m not the only one still making pearl necklace jokes!

We also have Google to remind us that the correct phrase is “case in point.” Swings in roundabouts, really.

A dangerous assumption, Mr. Bond.

“Obviously, you missed the whole point of that story.”

How does it feel to be the wrongest person today?

This is an awful opinion.

Samir. Samir Nahh-gon-work-here-anymore.

Mark Sanchez has studied this photo for several hours. And that was before he knew there was a question about missing legs.

The only snaps Romo’s worried about are his neck and spine.

Come on. Not this one. Not now.

If two hours to explain a single exhaust port isn’t good movie-making I don’t know what is....


To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

I look forward to seeing him return in the second half of Duke’s next game.

Hernandez is football’s Steve Sax.

Rivers: What the hell is that security guard doing?

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”