December 31 should be mind-blowing.

Buckle up, Buttercup - the next four weeks are going to be one bumpy ride.

I hereby suggest, no, DEMAND, a “Funters” tag.

How Pachulia.

You were blessed... once you figured out the formula you would put the controller down and never speak or hear of this again. Except of course 30+ years later when you find it in the comments section of a post about a missed aircraft landing. There must have been prophets designing this game!

I don’t know what’s more embarrassing, being caught at a Jets game, or being caught at a Jets game.

hillary clinton blew a 3-1 lead

Managed to land a few times. The hardest thing to do in video game history.

Worst. Game. Ever.

And if you have a controller with an adjustable rapid fire, you have to turn it off to single or you will never be able to slow it down enough to land.

When I got older, my brother told me the trick to landing. You have to maintain the specified altitude and speed. I never looked at the number gauges before that.

COTD

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Yea, when you cede the moral high ground to fucking ARAMARK, you might want to reassess your life.

Usually, I despise Aramark and their ‘values’..but not this time!

Look at her go!

You don’t HIT women!