They’re skinny, bobbleheaded, last notch watchwearing runners. That’s all the game they have.  

My favourite is the one who somehow thought Trump would solve the wage gap?! Even if you buy into his “I love women. Women are tremendous” bullshit, was I asleep when he acknowledged the wage gap?

“But but rich people won’t steal! And he has nice daughters!”.

Wallet inspector!

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

Maybe Fisher plays in a fantasy league where he has Amendola as a flex.

The police have been instructed to take him alive, so Slappers Only!

To be fair, Fisher’s decision wasn’t personal. The Rams have a strict policy against allowing their running backs to go anywhere on the field.

Don’t forget hay bales.

I don’t know, I have reservations about this teams willingness to fight hard for a championship because that logo just isn’t angry or snarly enough.

I thought this would be a HamNo article.

I would say Rodgers is mailing it in, but apparently no one’s received even a birthday card from him in years.

“Football is a meritocracy”

Shit, I miss the good old days when I jerked off to a Hustler I kept hidden in the bottom of my sock drawer. Only person I had to worry about finding out was my mom.

Some of my best friends are pornbots. I thought this was a place of tolerance *zips up zipper*. I bid you good day

“Go left and mostly wrestle”

I look forward to reading his upcoming Deadspin articles.