Volt are you talking about?

At least they gotten taken to the mat for the texts.

Good call tapping the public on this. Hopefully the thief manas up before the police and DA double strike at the end phase.

God must be absent while the Lions play.

Thanks, Oba-

I’m going to star this, but I don’t feel good about it.

What you don’t see is that they had to pause midway through his rant, because the members of the press started chanting “STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE”

Marchman: “My vote doesn’t matter, especially because I live in Pennsylvania, a safe state that will in no case go for the candidate of misogyny and white ethno-nationalism”

Yeah... about that....

Sorry, but they just elected the human equivalent of TL;DR.

Kevin James and Drew Carey are the same person

Hay-zeus. I like him very much. But he no help with curve ball. I ask Jobu to come. I give him cigar, and rum.

Those fans look pretty dejected. They are Cubs fans, you think they’d be used to losing.

I’d call that a dick move, but it doesn’t need any more hype in Jon Hamm’s case.

 My girlfriend isn’t going to be able to handle my three inch penis if the Indians win.

Cubs don’t score again and lose the Series at home, so begins the Curse of Murray

I’ll get you out of the greys. You need to be publicly shamed.

Last time Bill was a part of a historical sporting event, Daffy Duck was there. Guess what happened then? Yeah, earth was saved

I have my doubts they’ll read far enough.

County lock up aint got no internet.