CaptainButters
CaptainButters
CaptainButters

I don’t know, I have reservations about this teams willingness to fight hard for a championship because that logo just isn’t angry or snarly enough.

I thought this would be a HamNo article.

I would say Rodgers is mailing it in, but apparently no one’s received even a birthday card from him in years.

“Football is a meritocracy”

Shit, I miss the good old days when I jerked off to a Hustler I kept hidden in the bottom of my sock drawer. Only person I had to worry about finding out was my mom.

Some of my best friends are pornbots. I thought this was a place of tolerance *zips up zipper*. I bid you good day

“Go left and mostly wrestle”

Well, we know that his takes will be wide-left.

If I were Walsh, I wouldn’t answer any area Help Wanted ads involving wood chippers.

I look forward to reading his upcoming Deadspin articles.

He looks like a pissed-off and slightly challenged Ryan Gosling. LA is gonna love him!

Volt are you talking about?

At least they gotten taken to the mat for the texts.

Good call tapping the public on this. Hopefully the thief manas up before the police and DA double strike at the end phase.

God must be absent while the Lions play.

Thanks, Oba-

I’m going to star this, but I don’t feel good about it.

What you don’t see is that they had to pause midway through his rant, because the members of the press started chanting “STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE”