Marchman: “My vote doesn’t matter, especially because I live in Pennsylvania, a safe state that will in no case go for the candidate of misogyny and white ethno-nationalism”

Yeah... about that....

Sorry, but they just elected the human equivalent of TL;DR.

Kevin James and Drew Carey are the same person

Hay-zeus. I like him very much. But he no help with curve ball. I ask Jobu to come. I give him cigar, and rum.

Those fans look pretty dejected. They are Cubs fans, you think they’d be used to losing.

I’d call that a dick move, but it doesn’t need any more hype in Jon Hamm’s case.

 My girlfriend isn’t going to be able to handle my three inch penis if the Indians win.

Cubs don’t score again and lose the Series at home, so begins the Curse of Murray

I’ll get you out of the greys. You need to be publicly shamed.

Last time Bill was a part of a historical sporting event, Daffy Duck was there. Guess what happened then? Yeah, earth was saved

I have my doubts they’ll read far enough.

County lock up aint got no internet.

Or enough businesses will be sick and fucking tired of paying for conventions at that shithole and go somewhere else.

I thought Adelson was a proponent of the idea that increasing taxes causes people to spend their money differently. Maybe I’ll just say eff-you to vegas since they’re getting stingy with their booze now and go vacation somewhere else. Maybe Adelson only cares about tax increases when it is his money.

Ejucation ain’t no problam.

Speak for yourself

The biggest travesty is the name “Sevyn”

Both fans in attendance during the anthem were confused.

Jeep Grand Wagoneer test mule.