whenever you get too much Joe Buck you can always check out Artie Lang making an appearance on his short lived show, one of the funnier things i’ve ever seen.  *some of the language isnt for the faint of heart

2/3 * 0 = 0. Science.

And the entire city of Chicago will still not have had a title in baseball since 1908. Because major media never lies about stats, just like they have virtually crowned the Cubs champs all season long and won’t be incorrect on that fact.

The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is 1 800 273 8255. Don’t be ashamed to ask for help when watching terrible football. Titans-Jaguars this Thursday. Get help, folks.

+1 God damn you.

but 2/3 of them don’t know what it means.

You better get unconfused before he gets mad.

65% of all people know that.

80% of statistics are made up on the spot.

He’s a good teen

Vigilante teen is a good teen.

And all their options for purchasing catheters by mail...

+ many bothans

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

Fine, I’ll say what everyone’s thinking: Is there a Mister Koritala?

As someone who watched that game the horror of the massacre was probably on Sam Bradford’s mind explaining that game.

Using a bunch of stuffed animals left all over the place as motivation to beat someone was actually Adrian Peterson’s idea.

Better than the Falcons and their brief slogan “Weak Dogs Get Drowned”.