"And now I want you to imagine that Trent Richardson is white!"

The league has ways of shutting down the transaction in the case of a legitimate trade rape.

He did though! He called for a Cab, then a Dom Perignon, then a Chablis! (what a fucking skirt on this one)

Booking: Smith, Al(l)don(e)

+1

She looks exactly like a person that would be named Jan Church

"It's lying flat on the ground, half-buried, and doesn't say shit? Hell yeah, I approve."

I think they should at least have waited for the trial to finish before replacing his brick. I mean, I'm sure there's mortar the story that's bound to come out over the next few months.

Reports that an unidentified body was found stashed beneath the brick remain unconfirmed.

Boy, next year's "Why Your Team Sucks" is going to be a cinch.

Pretty safe to assume that the person who allegedly hacked May's twitter was Tony Romo.

First the Redskins won't change their name, and now this?!?!

Well, I guess we know where at least two Astros fans were!

Postponed: People-Related Incident

"Only about 200 years too late."
-Braves vs. Nationals

If games were suspended every time there was a shooting tragedy Michael Jordan's draft picks would single-handedly bankrupt the NBA

Charlie Weis Does Not Skip Leg Day

Mark Sanchez was immediately sacked and had the ball stripped by the walker, which was then signed by the Cowboys for 6 yrs / $180M with $40M guaranteed.

Defensive end William Bell told SI that he was a "Borderline pothead" when he arrived as a freshman in 2004

I'm more concerned about why Chloë Sevigny thought it was ok to attend an event in blackface.