Peter Gammons' take was so hot, Tim, that his keyboard must have melted! There's no other way we'd get something like: Braun is a criminsdasdh aoasdoas hda a qaqw asdasd.

"I think signing Greg Oden to the heat would be a great opportunity for me to have a older father figure type on the team that I can look up to and learn from."

Well yeah, you're in Florida. If anything will give you runs in an inning's time, it's sauerkraut and Milwaulkee's Best.

A-Rod is on deck.

Tim, you're just reading that wrong.

Meanwhile, Omar Epps and some tattooed woman on the hood of a car.

The general lack of interest in badminton means that even something out of the ordinary like this will only cause a small racket.

Wow, that's scary, just imagine if that had spilled into the stands and the fan got injured!!

No shit.

Ron Roenicke was NEVER in a barbershop quartet in Skokie Illinois.

It's Algonquin... for the "Good Land".

Of all your stories about people not watching baseball, this is the worst.

Sniper!

Mark Reynolds has obviously been released because I don't see "Toomany, K" anywhere on that list.

Miami Dade PD says no charges will be filed, for fear of inciting the wrath of the immortal Ned.

In need of heroic inspiration, Jeter has turned to Jason Collins, who spent 13 years on the DL while remaining active.

Bears fans should take heart, this is the first time anyone has referred to Cutler as 'appearing offensive'.

Not because I was heavily invested in AIG...just because that was the day I found out I had herpes.