Things could get Lalas.

I don’t know how Chris Pratt will work with this story line in the sequel to the reboot but okay.

As a Yankee fan I think the Red Sox’s need to just suck it up and deal with the expensive dead weight

Right now there is a 16 year old Dominican who will lose a middle reliever job to Letroy Hawkins in 2 years.

"Talk N’ Text Tropang Texters."

COTD lol

I love bears I can snuggle with!

Probably. I see that and think this.

Why do I like those wheels?

If we get a UT or TCU rape, robbery or racial slur story today somebody better have Bingo in the Texas Failing Institutions Editon

The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.

Shep Mcallister from the commerce team can get some deals on e-classes.

I hope those drip marks on the ground didn’t come from your car. :)

Not good. This will set indoor plumbing in Louisiana back another 30 years.

To quote Lorde per a Deadspin writer, these O’s ain’t Royal.

+1 Surrender Monkey.

Furthering my suspicion that anyone with more than one diacritical mark in their name should be considered evil and sent off to a reconditioning camp.

+1 peach fuzz tennis ball

He spent all those years learning how to sweat instead of hitting the driving range.

Key world is “hopes” ladies and gentlemen.